Judge
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2011 3:25 am"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.
"You have, Your Honour," the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son violin lessons last winter."
"Ah, yes," recalled the judge.
"You have, Your Honour," the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son violin lessons last winter."
"Ah, yes," recalled the judge.
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