Chapped lips
Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 4:00 am
Two farmers are walking through a field. One stoops down and dips his fingers in some cow dung and rubs it across his lips.
The second farmer asks him why he did such a disgusting thing.
The first farmer replies, "I have have chapped lips."
The second farmer asks him, "Does it make them better?"
"No," replies the first farmer,
The second farmer asks him why he did such a disgusting thing.
The first farmer replies, "I have have chapped lips."
The second farmer asks him, "Does it make them better?"
"No," replies the first farmer,
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