Chapped lips

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Chapped lips

Postby rebbonk » Fri Jan 08, 2010 5:00 am

Two farmers are walking through a field. One stoops down and dips his fingers in some cow dung and rubs it across his lips.

The second farmer asks him why he did such a disgusting thing.

The first farmer replies, "I have have chapped lips."

The second farmer asks him, "Does it make them better?"

"No," replies the first farmer,
Spoiler:
"but it stops you licking them!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Chapped lips

Postby pollyanna » Fri Jan 08, 2010 5:46 pm

Erghhhhhh !!!!!!!! :lol:
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