My prayer

[rebbonk]

Dear Lord,
So far today am I doing all right?
I have not gossiped, lost my temper, been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish or self indulgent.
I have not whined, complained, cursed or eaten any chocolate. I have charged nothing on my credit card.

Spoiler:

But I will be getting out of bed in a minute and I think that I will really need your help then.