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Wife assassination

PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 3:36 am
by rebbonk
My neighbour pops his head over the fence again and says, “I want you to kill my wife for me, I’ll pay you £10,000.”

I accept, telling him all it will take is one bullet, just below the left breast.

He looks at me and says, “I want her dead –
Spoiler:
not knee-capped!