Nails

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Nails

Postby rebbonk » Sun Jul 10, 2011 3:53 am

I went into B & Q and asked for a bag of nails.

"How long do you want them?" the assistant asked.

Spoiler:
"Forever"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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