First pregnancy

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First pregnancy

Postby rebbonk » Thu Jan 07, 2010 5:15 am

Catherine, pregnant with her first child, paid a visit to her obstetrician's office.

After the exam, she shyly began, "My husband wants me to ask you..."

"I know, I know," the doctor said, placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder. "I get asked that all the time. Sex is fine until late in the pregnancy."

"No, that's not it," Catherine confessed.
Spoiler:
"He wants to know if I can still mow the lawn."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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