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Postby rebbonk » Sat Jul 02, 2011 3:00 am

I was pulled over by the Police today

"How fast do you think you were going Sir?"

"60mph?" I said

"Try 135" The officer replied...
Spoiler:
So I shut the door and drove as fast as I could
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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