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The wife's not happy

Postby rebbonk » Sat Jul 02, 2011 2:55 am

My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She wasn't happy with what she saw and said to me, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment."

I replied
Spoiler:
"Your eyesight's pretty much perfect."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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