COVENTRY MESSAGE BOARD

The wife was so smug. "Call me the brains of the family from now on!" she said. "I've saved a fiver filling the car across the road!"

"What did you do, flash your bits at the attendant?" I laughed.

"Ooh, you men are so silly. It's easy to spot they're 10p a litre cheaper."

"Really and on our doorstep?"

"Yes!