Heskey
Emile Heskey turns up at Old Trafford with a rucksack...
The security guard gets worried and asks him 'What have you got in there?'
He replies 'Some drugs, counterfeit tickets and a gun!'
The security guard says 'Thank God for that,
The security guard gets worried and asks him 'What have you got in there?'
He replies 'Some drugs, counterfeit tickets and a gun!'
The security guard says 'Thank God for that,
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