Train carriage

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Train carriage

Postby rebbonk » Wed Jan 06, 2010 5:09 am

In a train carriage there was an Englishman, a Frenchman, a spectacular looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady. After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, the Frenchman had a big red slap mark on his cheek.

(1) The blonde thought - "That French son of a :censored: wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face."

(2) The fat lady thought - "That dirty old Frenchman laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him."

(3) The Frenchman thought - "That :censored: Englishman put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me."

(4) The Englishman thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack that French :censored: again."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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