In a train carriage there was an Englishman, a Frenchman, a spectacular looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady. After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, the Frenchman had a big red slap mark on his cheek.
(1) The blonde thought - "That French son of a wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face."
(2) The fat lady thought - "That dirty old Frenchman laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him."
(3) The Frenchman thought - "That Englishman put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me."
(4) The Englishman thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack that French again."