I'm going to be a father!
I was sitting in the pub with a mate, being a bit quieter than usual, deep in thought.
He asked what was up to which I replied "I'm going to be a father"
"Well what's wrong with that?" he asked.
"Nothing.
He asked what was up to which I replied "I'm going to be a father"
"Well what's wrong with that?" he asked.
"Nothing.
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