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Wife's leaving me

Postby rebbonk » Fri Jun 17, 2011 4:31 am

My wife told me she's leaving because of my obsession with health and safety.

I said,
Spoiler:
"Don't let the door hit you on the way out."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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