Simon Cowell is such a plonker
Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 2:30 amMy nan said to me, "Simon Cowell is such a plonker, why does he wear his trousers 2 inches below his nipples?"
I said, "Nan, where do you wear your trousers?"
She said, "On my waist".
I said,
I said, "Nan, where do you wear your trousers?"
She said, "On my waist".
I said,
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