Quickie!

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Quickie!

Postby rebbonk » Tue Jan 05, 2010 4:56 am

She is in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. He walks in.

She turns and says, "You've got to make love to me --this very moment."

His eyes light up and he thinks, "This is my lucky day." Not wanting to lose the moment he embraces her, and gives her everything he's got.

When he finishes, she shimmies back into her panties, straightens her skirt and says, "Thanks," and returns to the stove.

More than a little puzzled, he asks, "What was that all about?"

She explains,
Spoiler:
"The egg timer's broken."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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