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Angry wife

PostPosted: Mon May 30, 2011 4:40 am
by rebbonk
My angry wife opened the door to me one morning.

There was alcohol on my breath and lipstick on my collar.

"I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o'clock in the morning?"

"There is," I replied.
Spoiler:
"Breakfast."