(no racial sterotyping or sexually explicit language please)


Postby rebbonk » Mon Jan 04, 2010 6:20 am

Gordon Brown, Alistair Darling and Peter Mandelson are flying to a world economic summit.

Peter looks at Alistair and chuckles: 'You know, I could throw a £50 note out of the window right now and make one person very happy.'

Alistair shrugs his shoulders and says: 'Well, I could throw five £10 notes out of the window and make five people very happy.'

Gordon says: 'Of course, but I could throw ten £5 notes out of the window and make ten people very happy.'

The pilot rolls his eyes, looks at all of them, and says:
'I could throw the :censored: lot of you out of the window and make the whole country happy.
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