"Well actually, the first thing I would buy is a reconditioned engine and a respray for my Mondeo" I replied.
"Why would you waste your money tarting that old thing up, you might as well get yourself a new one" she said.
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If you win the lottery
by rebbonk » Sun May 22, 2011 1:24 am
"If you win the lottery, the first thing I want you to get me is a Face lift and a Boob job" said my 49yr old girlfriend as I was checking my ticket.
"Well actually, the first thing I would buy is a reconditioned engine and a respray for my Mondeo" I replied.
"Why would you waste your money tarting that old thing up, you might as well get yourself a new one" she said.
"Well actually, the first thing I would buy is a reconditioned engine and a respray for my Mondeo" I replied.
"Why would you waste your money tarting that old thing up, you might as well get yourself a new one" she said.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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