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Doctor

PostPosted: Sun May 22, 2011 1:21 am
by rebbonk
An old lady goes to the doctors.

'Doctor, I can't stop breaking wind. They are silent and they don't smell, but I don't like it. It's all the time. I've even done it three times while I've been talking to you'.

The doctor starts to write a prescription.

'Oh, Doctor, thank you. Will it stop me breaking wind?'

'No', says the Doctor,
Spoiler:
'but it'll get you a new hearing aid and something to unblock your nose'.