The wife lost it...
My wife snapped quite recently...
"I'm absolutely sick and tired of all these fat jokes you say about me! I'm starting to find them very annoying! It's easy for you, you scrawny git. You always make jokes whilst I stand here and take it on the chin."
To which I replied...
"I'm absolutely sick and tired of all these fat jokes you say about me! I'm starting to find them very annoying! It's easy for you, you scrawny git. You always make jokes whilst I stand here and take it on the chin."
To which I replied...
Spoiler: