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Oops

Postby rebbonk » Tue May 17, 2011 5:35 am

One day David Cameron and Nick Clegg walk into a cafe.

A waitress walks up to them and asks if she can take their order.

David leans close to her and says, "Honey, can I have a quickie?"

The waitress is appalled and yells at the Prime minister about women's rights and storms away.

Nick then says, “David,
Spoiler:
it's pronounced 'quiche'."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Oops

Postby dutchman » Tue May 17, 2011 1:47 pm

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