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Couple of puns...

PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2011 2:18 am
by rebbonk
She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'