What's yours?
Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 2:47 amMan walks into a pub and the Landlord greets him with 'Good evening, what's your pleasure'.
Man says 'thanks very much, I'll have a double whisky and a box of matches, please'.
Landlord pours the whisky and gives him a box of matches. Man put 20p on the counter.
'Whats that for'? says the landlord'.
'Its for the matches', replies the man.
'What about the double whisky' asks the landlord.
Man says 'well, when you asked me what was my pleasure I thought it was on you'.
'Get out of here and never come back,' says the landlord.
Man drinks his whisky and leaves.
Six months later, man goes into pub again.
Landlord says 'I told you never to come into my pub again'.
Man says 'why'?
Landlord relates the story and man says 'well, it wasn't me - I've been out of the country for 12 months'.
Landlord eyes the man carefully and says 'are you sure'?
'Definitely, no question of it', says the man.
Landlord says 'goodness me you must have a double'!
Man says
Man says 'thanks very much, I'll have a double whisky and a box of matches, please'.
Landlord pours the whisky and gives him a box of matches. Man put 20p on the counter.
'Whats that for'? says the landlord'.
'Its for the matches', replies the man.
'What about the double whisky' asks the landlord.
Man says 'well, when you asked me what was my pleasure I thought it was on you'.
'Get out of here and never come back,' says the landlord.
Man drinks his whisky and leaves.
Six months later, man goes into pub again.
Landlord says 'I told you never to come into my pub again'.
Man says 'why'?
Landlord relates the story and man says 'well, it wasn't me - I've been out of the country for 12 months'.
Landlord eyes the man carefully and says 'are you sure'?
'Definitely, no question of it', says the man.
Landlord says 'goodness me you must have a double'!
Man says
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