Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were each left 5,000 pounds by a rich man on condition that after his death they would each put 100 pounds into his coffin in case he needed it in the afterlife.
The Englishman and the Irishman duly put in their hundred pounds.
The Scotsman took out the 200 pounds
The Englishman and the Irishman duly put in their hundred pounds.
The Scotsman took out the 200 pounds
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