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Excessive foreplay

Postby rebbonk » Sun May 01, 2011 3:01 am

My knees are swollen from too much foreplay with the wife.

Spoiler:
Three hours of begging for sex will do that.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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