A Girl's Best Friend

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A Girl's Best Friend

Postby rebbonk » Sun Jan 03, 2010 4:43 am

Bill meets Doug shopping at the mall and sees he has a small gift-wrapped box in his hand.

"It's my wife's birthday tomorrow," Doug said. "Last week I asked her what she wanted for her birthday."

"And?" Bill asked.

"Well, she said, 'Oh, I don't know, just give me something with diamonds on it'."

"So what did you end up getting her?" asked Bill.

Spoiler:
"I bought her a pack of cards!"
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