Looking for a Good Man

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Looking for a Good Man

Postby rebbonk » Sun Jan 03, 2010 4:39 am

A lady places a personal ad in the paper that reads, “Looking for a man who won’t beat me, won’t run out on me, and is good in bed.” Days later her doorbell rings, and she opens the door to find a man with no arms or legs.

“I’m here in response to your personal ad,” he says. “I don’t have arms, so I can’t beat you. And I don’t have legs, so I can’t run out on you.”

“But I need a good lover too,” she replies.

Spoiler:
“I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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