Condoms
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 2:30 amGuy walks into a Pharmacist and asks the man behind the counter for a pack of 3 condoms.
"I think I'll be needing all of these tonight" he boasts. "I'm going to my girlfriends for dinner and I'm sure her sister and mother both fancy me as well."
That night he sits down at the table with the 3 ladies, when the father comes the young man immediately bows his head down low and begins saying grace. The praying goes on for 15 mins, his head bowing lower all the time.
The girlfriend leans over and says "I didn't know you were so religious."
He replies
"I think I'll be needing all of these tonight" he boasts. "I'm going to my girlfriends for dinner and I'm sure her sister and mother both fancy me as well."
That night he sits down at the table with the 3 ladies, when the father comes the young man immediately bows his head down low and begins saying grace. The praying goes on for 15 mins, his head bowing lower all the time.
The girlfriend leans over and says "I didn't know you were so religious."
He replies
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