Drunk and caught

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Drunk and caught

Postby rebbonk » Sat Jan 02, 2010 4:14 am

I was at the police station because I was done for drink driving.

The urine sample was positive evidence, so I stole it.
Spoiler:
Now they're doing me for taking the p!ss.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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