Planning objection
My blonde 42 DD neighbour sent round a planning officer to discuss my objection to the erection of an outdoor jacuzzi and sauna at her property.
"But Mr Smith," he said, "it's being located behind 4 trees, a garage and an 8ft fence, anywhere else and you'd have an open view of it."
"But Mr Smith," he said, "it's being located behind 4 trees, a garage and an 8ft fence, anywhere else and you'd have an open view of it."
Spoiler: