Liars

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Liars

Postby rebbonk » Sun Apr 10, 2011 1:37 am

Two guys in pub arguing about who is the best liar.

One says "it's me."

The other says "naw it's me."

So they decide to have a competition and tell their best lie.

First one says "I once carried an elephant up mount Everest".

Other one says
Spoiler:
"ah know ah saw ye."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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