Medium

[rebbonk]

I told the medium that my wife had died in a horrific traffic accident, when she'd walked out after we'd had a row.

For half an hour we sat there in silence, watching the Ouija board.

"That'll be £50 please," she said.

"But nothings happened," I replied.

Spoiler:

"Well obviously, she's still not talking to you," said the medium