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Census taker

PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 1:49 am
by rebbonk
An elderly man was sitting on his porch, when a young man walked up with a pad and pencil in his hand.

"What are you selling young man," he asked.

"I'm not selling anything," the young man said. "I'm a census taker."

"A what?" the elder man asked.

"A census taker. We are trying to find out how many people are in Great Britain."

"Well," the man answered.
Spoiler:
"You're wasting your time with me, I have no idea."