Music, Maestro!

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Music, Maestro!

Postby rebbonk » Thu Dec 31, 2009 5:07 am

I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realised I desperately needed to break wind. The music was really, really loud, so I timed it with the beat.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.

It was then I realised:
Spoiler:
I was listening to my iPod.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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