Attracted to women like your mother?

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Attracted to women like your mother?

Postby rebbonk » Tue Mar 22, 2011 2:09 am

My girlfriend was reading in a magazine that men are attracted to women that resemble their mothers.

She said, "You've never told me about your parents, what was your mother like?"

I said, "I don't remember them. They died when our plane crashed in Africa when I was 6 months old, I survived
Spoiler:
and was raised by a Hippo."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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