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To the tailors

PostPosted: Mon Mar 21, 2011 2:02 am
by rebbonk
The wife took me to the tailors to have a new suit made for me. we were waiting behind another couple to be served.

The tailor has taken the other chaps measurements and then asks what size zip would sir like? Sir asks for the choices. The tailor replies, 6", 9" or 12". Sir decides on the 12" zip, smiling from ear to ear.

Mrs Rebbonk tapped the other ladies arm and said

Just like my husband!
Spoiler:
He opens both garage doors just to get his bike out.