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Potatoes

PostPosted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 3:16 am
by rebbonk
Why did the potato cross the road?
Spoiler:
He saw a fork up ahead.


How do you describe an angry potato?
Spoiler:
Boiling Mad.


Why didn't the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster?
Spoiler:
Because he was a commontater.


Why wouldn't the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone?
Spoiler:
He desperately wanted a scoop.


What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato?
Spoiler:
Anything, just butter him up.


What does a British potato say when it thinks something is wonderful?
Spoiler:
It's mashing!


What do you call a baby potato?
Spoiler:
A small fry!

Re: Potatoes

PostPosted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 5:09 pm
by dutchman
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