The duck

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The duck

Postby rebbonk » Wed Dec 30, 2009 4:42 am

A Duck goes into a pub and jumps onto the bar.

The duck says, "Have you got any bread?"

Landlord ... "No"

Duck ... "Have you got any bread?"

Landlord ... "No"

Duck ... "Have you got any bread?"

Landlord ... "For the third time NO. Don't ask me again. If you do I'll nail your beak to the counter"

Duck ... "Have you got any nails?"

Landlord ... "No"

Spoiler:
Duck ... "Have you got any bread then?.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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