Airport lounge pick-up

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Airport lounge pick-up

Postby rebbonk » Wed Dec 30, 2009 4:00 am

A guy is sitting in the bar in departures at a busy airport. A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He decides because she's got a uniform on, she's probably an off-duty flight attendant.

So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly.

He leans across to her and says the Delta Airlines motto, 'We love to fly and it shows'. The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line.

He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto, 'Winning the hearts of the world'. Again, she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.

Undeterred , he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto, 'Going beyond expectations'.

The woman looks at him sternly and says 'What the :censored: do you want?'

'Ah!' he says, sitting back with a smile on his face.
Spoiler:
'Ryanair'.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Airport lounge pick-up

Postby dutchman » Wed Dec 30, 2009 4:19 pm

:lol:

Reminds me of the time when Sheik Abdul ibn Faisal boarded a British Airways flight to Abu Dhabi with a hawk perched on his forearm. The scouse air hostess whose job it was to formerly greet him on the aeroplane said "How's ya budgie mister?"
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