Off to the pub
Neil was heading out to the pub
He turned to his wee wife before leaving and said, 'Maggie - put your hat and coat on, lassie.'
She replied, ' Awe Neil that's nice - are you taking me tae the pub with you?'
'Nay,' Neil replied,
He turned to his wee wife before leaving and said, 'Maggie - put your hat and coat on, lassie.'
She replied, ' Awe Neil that's nice - are you taking me tae the pub with you?'
'Nay,' Neil replied,
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