Off to the pub

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Off to the pub

Postby rebbonk » Fri Feb 25, 2011 3:17 am

Neil was heading out to the pub

He turned to his wee wife before leaving and said, 'Maggie - put your hat and coat on, lassie.'

She replied, ' Awe Neil that's nice - are you taking me tae the pub with you?'

'Nay,' Neil replied,
Spoiler:
'I'm switching the heater off while I'm out.'
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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