Mr Right

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A beautiful woman came up to me in a bar and said, "I'm looking for Mr Right and you look like you could be him."

I said, "You must have me confused with someone else."

As she slowly rubbed my leg she said, "Oh I don't think so sexy. It's definitely you."

That's when I got my passport out and said,

Spoiler:

"Look... Mr Jones, you daft bat!"