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Mother-in-law

PostPosted: Sun Feb 20, 2011 3:13 am
by rebbonk
FIRST man: "My mother-in-law is an angel."

Second man: "You lucky fella, mine's still alive."

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FIRST man: "I took my dog to the vet today because it bit my mother-in-law."

Another asked: "Did you put it to sleep?"

The first replied: "No, I had its teeth sharpened."