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Wrestler

PostPosted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 1:47 am
by rebbonk
The American wrestler was facing the world-champion Russian wrestler for the first time.

The American coach gave his man one piece of advice, "Whatever you do, don't let him get you in his famous pretzel hold."

Sure enough, soon after the match started the Russian put the pretzel hold on the American. The coach couldn't bear to watch so he turned away. Seconds later he heard the match end and looked back in surprise to see the referee holding up the American's hand.

Amazed, the coach asked his man what happened.

The wrestler said, "When things seemed hopeless I looked up and saw a pair of goolies hanging right in front of my face, so I just bit into them."

The coach said, "So that made the Russian let go?"

"Not exactly," the wrestler answered,
Spoiler:
"but you'd be amazed how much energy you get when you bite your own nuts!"