Tact
My wife was trying on her new dress, "Does my bum look big in this?" She asked.
I walked out of the bedroom, went down the stairs, out the front door, and walked to the top of the street...
...Called her on my mobile, and said,
I walked out of the bedroom, went down the stairs, out the front door, and walked to the top of the street...
...Called her on my mobile, and said,
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