COVENTRY MESSAGE BOARD

Why don't blondes play frisbee?

One day two blondes walked into a tanning salon.

One blonde said, "A tan for two please!"

The cashier said, “Ok," filled out a form for them and asked, "are you two sisters?"

They chuckled and replied, “No,

The girl I was talking to at the bar said, "Most men think I'm stupid because I'm blonde."

I said, "I don't buy into the dumb blonde thing. Just look at Marilyn Monroe."

She said,

I asked the blonde newbie at work, "What's the twentieth letter of the alphabet?"

After working it out using her fingers twice, she said, "T?"

"Good girl," I replied,

The other day on BBC Breakfast Business News, the blonde female presenter was discussing our economy with a blonde female businesswoman.

Frank was on trial for first-degree murder, facing lethal injection if convicted, and the trial didn't seem to be going well for him.

His brother had been eyeing a good-looking blonde on the jury throughout the whole trial, and before the jury began deliberating he approached the blonde and told her he'd give her $10,000 if she could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter.

The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of manslaughter.

After the trial, the brother went to the blonde's house, told her what a great job she had done and paid her the $10,000.

The blonde replied, "I tell you, it wasn't easy getting them to change their minds like that.

Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time.

Crying her eyes out, the blonde approached the policeman and said that her dog, Fido, was lost.

He suggested that she put an ad in the paper.

The blonde replied.

"Well, I thought of that officer, but then I remembered that dear little Fido can't read."

A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I've slept with a Brazilian"

The blonde replies "Oh my God! You slut!"....

Three salesmen were bragging who is the best.

The first said, that he is so good he sold a colour television to a blind man.

The second bragged he sold a HI-FI stereo system to a deaf man.

The third said he sold a Cuckoo clock to a blonde.

The other two said, so what?

The third salesman added, "Along with the Cuckoo clock, I also sold her