Blondes...

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Re: Blondes...

Postby rebbonk » Tue Aug 06, 2013 9:00 am

Why don't blondes play frisbee?

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It hurts their teeth
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Re: Blondes...

Postby rebbonk » Mon Aug 19, 2013 12:09 pm

One day two blondes walked into a tanning salon.

One blonde said, "A tan for two please!"

The cashier said, “Ok," filled out a form for them and asked, "are you two sisters?"

They chuckled and replied, “No,
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we aren't even Catholic."
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Re: Blondes...

Postby rebbonk » Thu Sep 12, 2013 10:55 am

The girl I was talking to at the bar said, "Most men think I'm stupid because I'm blonde."

I said, "I don't buy into the dumb blonde thing. Just look at Marilyn Monroe."

She said,
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"Why, where is she?" Looking around the pub.
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Re: Blondes...

Postby rebbonk » Wed Sep 25, 2013 11:27 am

I asked the blonde newbie at work, "What's the twentieth letter of the alphabet?"

After working it out using her fingers twice, she said, "T?"

"Good girl," I replied,
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"White, no sugar."
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Re: Blondes...

Postby rebbonk » Tue Oct 15, 2013 11:07 am

The other day on BBC Breakfast Business News, the blonde female presenter was discussing our economy with a blonde female businesswoman.

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It was like two blind men arguing over a painting.
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Re: Blondes...

Postby rebbonk » Wed Oct 16, 2013 11:47 am

Frank was on trial for first-degree murder, facing lethal injection if convicted, and the trial didn't seem to be going well for him.

His brother had been eyeing a good-looking blonde on the jury throughout the whole trial, and before the jury began deliberating he approached the blonde and told her he'd give her $10,000 if she could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter.

The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of manslaughter.

After the trial, the brother went to the blonde's house, told her what a great job she had done and paid her the $10,000.

The blonde replied, "I tell you, it wasn't easy getting them to change their minds like that.
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They all wanted to acquit him!"
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Re: Blondes...

Postby rebbonk » Mon Nov 11, 2013 9:14 am

Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time.

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Where am I?
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Re: Blondes...

Postby rebbonk » Thu Feb 27, 2014 11:06 am

Crying her eyes out, the blonde approached the policeman and said that her dog, Fido, was lost.

He suggested that she put an ad in the paper.

The blonde replied.

"Well, I thought of that officer, but then I remembered that dear little Fido can't read."
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Re: Blondes...

Postby rebbonk » Tue May 20, 2014 11:50 am

A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I've slept with a Brazilian"

The blonde replies "Oh my God! You slut!"....
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"How many is a Brazilian?"
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Re: Blondes...

Postby rebbonk » Tue May 27, 2014 7:52 am

Three salesmen were bragging who is the best.

The first said, that he is so good he sold a colour television to a blind man.

The second bragged he sold a HI-FI stereo system to a deaf man.

The third said he sold a Cuckoo clock to a blonde.

The other two said, so what?

The third salesman added, "Along with the Cuckoo clock, I also sold her
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fifty kgs of bird seeds."
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