A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary, so he decided to buy her a cell phone. She was all excited. She loved her phone. He explained to her all the features on the phone.
The next day she went shopping. Her phone rang, and it was her husband calling.
"Hi, hon," he said. "How do you like your new phone?"
She replied "I just love it. It's so small, and your voice is clear as a bell. But there's one thing I don't understand."
"What's that, baby?" asks the husband.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.