Cilla Black, who was also a guest, was intrigued and after the show said, "Sean, if I'm not being too forward, I would love to have sex with you. Let's go back to my place."
So they go back to her room and have great sex.
Afterwards, Sean said, "If you think that was good, let me sleep for half an hour and we will have even better sex. But while I'm sleeping, hold my ***** in your left hand and my **** in your right."
Cilla is perplexed, but agrees.
After his half hour sleep, Sean awakes and they have even better sex.
Cilla says "That was wonderful."
"Well," says Sean, "If you let me sleep for an hour, we will have the best sex yet. But again, hold my ***** in your left hand and my **** in your right."
Cilla is now used to the routine, so after his hours sleep, they have mind blowing sex.
Once it's all over and the cigarettes are lit, Cilla asks "Sean, tell me, does my holding your ***** in my left hand and your **** in my right, stimulate you while you're sleeping."
"No," he says in his broad Scottish brogue.
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